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  1. 10 points
    Pleasant

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    A woman is driving alone down a dark country lane one night when suddenly the car stops. No matter what she tries, it won't restart. After a few minutes, another car pulls up behind. Scared, she locked the doors. A man appears and asks her what's wrong. She tells him through the window that it won't start. He gets her to open the hood and looks inside. A minute later he tells her to try again. It starts first time. Realizing he is a good man, she winds down the window and they start chatting. She recognizes his voice. "Wait, aren't you on the radio?" she asks. He says he is, and thanks her for the recognition. "Wow, i listen to you all the time! I love your show! I've always wanted to be on the radio - I'd do anything to be on the radio". "Really? Anything?" he says. "Yes". He smiles and unzips his pants, and pulls out his cock. "You know what to do then?" She laughs and says "Oh yeah".... She grabs it, leans in, licks her lips and says "I'd like to say hello to my mom and dad....."
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    A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.
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    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    LOL Brilliant.
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    This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One" So I did..... I don't remember much after that. MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl.
  13. 7 points
    Bandit

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    Late in the night John regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain the hospitals ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realised he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
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    Bandit

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, lets take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"
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    StnCld316

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    Saul and Mose had shared a proprietorship for 40 years, when one day Saul had a heart attack at the office. Saul survived, but once back on his feet, he decided it was time to retire, and end the proprietorship. Later, while the two of them were clearing out the office, Mose found an odd looking key in Saul's top desk drawer. Mose held up the key and asked, "Hey Saul, what's with the strange key?" Saul flitted his eyes away from Mose and replied, "Oh, it's nothing really, it's just, ah, for a thing, you know." Mose was surprised at Saul's avoidance response, so he touched Saul on the shoulder, looked him in the face, grimaced, and said, "Saul! Forty years working closely together, and on the last day I find an apparent secret key in your office desk. Now I'm worried! What happened to trust?" Saul looked down, then back into Mose's eyes and said, "OK, we share everything, so, it's the key to my wife's chastity belt." Mose looked flabbergasted and said, "What! For Miriam? No offence, but what makes you think that you need extra protection for Miriam, I mean she is sweet and everything... Saul, I wasn't born yesterday!" Saul replied, "I know, I know, it doesn't seem to make sense. But the fact is that it's really more about me than Miriam. Ever since I started getting low blood pressure, I haven't been able to, well, perform, and it actually hurts my ego if a request comes up." Mose looked puzzled and says, "OK Saul, fair enough, but why keep the key in your office desk?" Saul grins and says, "Well, let's say it's a Friday night and I'm home from the office. We have a little dinner, and some wine, get cozy, and then the next thing you know, Miriam makes the suggestion. That's when I do my best look of dismay, and tell her, Oh my god, I forgot the key at the office".
  18. 6 points
    Shaggy

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Paul, "I can't believe you! We just finished making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says, "What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
  19. 6 points
    Bandit

    Masha and Sasha Fan Page

    And that is why RLC has turned into a Joke. All about money and who can get the most viewers and upstage what the rest are doing. Some need to check themselves as bit fucked up praising what the girls do and mocking what E&S and MSD are doing - There any difference!!
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    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead #2

    @Alittle Must try these
  21. 6 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny

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    dougiestyle4u

    Male mastrubation.

    For some people (mostly guys) watching male masturbation can be quite scary - lol.
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    Scotsman84

    Male mastrubation.

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    Scotsman84

    Funny

  25. 5 points
    Scotsman84

    prostitute or not ?

    LOL.