Leaderboard


Popular Content

Showing most liked content since 10/10/2017 in all areas

  1. 5 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Boy: Will you marry me...? Girl: Do you have a house...? Boy: No... Girl: Do you have a BMW car...? Boy: No... Girl: How much is your salary...? Boy: No salary.. But... Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can I marry you..?? Leave please..! Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy a BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the boss.
  2. 5 points
    PeterGrey

    Fan Page Renata

    Love this girl, she's so cute with her lovely smile. Only reason to follow B1. The two aunts can go home lol
  3. 5 points
    Chucky

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Three guys sit at a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, " My wife is so stupid, she carries a garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door. The second guy says, " My wife is so stupid, she listens to an iPod and she's doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, " My wife is so stupid, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a dick."
  4. 5 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched." Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
  5. 4 points
    Scotsman84

    Empty Chatbox.

    Some of you certainly know how to empty a Chatbox... Sometimes the arguments/discussions call them what you want are pointless... Most of the time neither has " Proof " and just a waste of time.. Just bores me.
  6. 4 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Old and Broke A friend of mine just died. He was 84 years old, died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless.' I don't know -- to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.
  7. 4 points
    dougiestyle4u

    Mira & Henry

    What a fucking free for all!!! Couldn't keep up with taking pics - over 175 so far - too much great action - lol.
  8. 4 points
    "As for the chatbox and how crazy the discussions have become it quickly decides things for me. The constant drama, bullshit talk, day in and day out repeat bitching, disrespectful chatter, information as to the tenants outside personal activities and made up stories about the tenants really pisses me off"..... Totally agree with you Dougiestyle4u.
  9. 4 points
    Chucky

    Empty Chatbox.

    Some are suppose to be mature men and chat like little girls.. And if talked about my daughter like some of them do, would be the last time. Some of you are a disgrace.
  10. 4 points
    hi nicechumley here,to me the chatbox ive here a few years now,paid member almost 2 years i think alot of these chatters are way to deep in there minds that these girls are there actual girlfriends asking like where they live or buildings are they around, or ya there they go up to the roof theres no cams on the roofs nobodey nos were they go,sometime the chatbox does get slow,so people make shit just to get people pissed off,people remember its almost impossible anyone going to see these girls anywhere,ok thats it,and again this is not a PORN SITE,but voyuer site ..........
  11. 4 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
  12. 4 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Standing At The Bar At An International Airport.. when this small Chinese guy walks in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, " Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu? " He says " No, why the fuck you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? " " No", I said, " It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick. "
  13. 4 points
  14. 4 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A congressional aide asks a politician, "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?" The politician replied, "Shhhhh -- just pay it."
  15. 4 points
    Chucky

    Empty Chatbox.

    Yeah do think some are watching different apartments from me.
  16. 4 points
    Lisa

    Fake Masturbating Award.

    I'm sure most do it for the Cams because that is part of being on RLC, but they two do seem to make it look more obvious by the way they position themselves. But better than watching nothing.
  17. 4 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    You ever go into a store, and they're watching you? Watching you. White people stealing stuff -- walking out with couches, refrigerators, TVs -- and all we want is a paper.
  18. 4 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 mins and when I came out, there he was - a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went to him and said: "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket! This went on for about 25 minutes... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote.... But hey, I didn't give a fuck. My car was parked around the corner....
  19. 4 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A passenger taps a taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window. " Fuck me, your jumpy aren't ya, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger. " Sorry," says the cabby, " it's my first day, I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years. "
  20. 3 points
    Alexander1951

    Empty Chatbox.

    Agree and one member especially seems to think he is the boss of the Chatbox and tells others not to chat about other sites..
  21. 3 points
    Scotsman84

    Celebrity F**k?

    Holly Willoughby... cut my left arm of for a shot lol
  22. 3 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
  23. 3 points
    Lisa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child..." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! it's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, What's that?" The doctor replies, " It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. " What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
  24. 3 points
    cyberleader

    Mira & Henry

  25. 3 points
    StnCld316

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Why is Sperm White and Piss is Yellow. So you know whether you're Cumming or Going.
  26. 3 points
    The phrase best to describe some reviews i see of what's been happening on RLC is "Wildly Exaggerated". So many times i've read the chatbox regarding something i watched myself earlier that i'm left thinking "I must have been watching a totally different apartment"....
  27. 3 points
    Max 2017

    Empty Chatbox.

    The ones that complain it's quiet need to ask themselves why it is quiet...
  28. 3 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
  29. 3 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Two blind dudes are fighting viciously. How do you stop them? You shout, " I'm betting on the dude with the knife! "
  30. 3 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Judge: " Why did you steal the car? " Man: " I had to get to work. " Judge: " Why didn't you take the bus? " Man: I don't have a driver's license for the bus.
  31. 3 points
    You are so right my friend, that's why the chat is occupied with just a few posters now. Compare the situation on the chat to say a year or a year and a half ago... Then you had to be really quick to be able to read your own post before it scrolled out of view. 15 to 20 simultaneous chatters were no exception. The focus then was also on B1 and later B1/B2 after B2 opened, but all the other apts were discussed as well. I don't go on the chat much anymore, maybe once every other week. I log on, and first sit, watch and read for 15 minutes. After those 15 minutes, I usually go "Oh, screw this", browse the forum for a couple of minutes and go somewhere else. To be completely honest, it doesn't really bother me that the chat is mostly about B1/B2, that are the apts I'm watching 90% of the time anyway. I wouldn't recognize some of the couples if I bumped into them in the streets. The trouble with the chatbox however is that even when both apts are empty, or they are all sleeping, and there really isn't anything to talk about, it still goes on and on. Every move the tenants made before gets analyzed, and for everything that happens I can come up with 10 or 15 reasonable explanations, but the chatters always find the one far-fetched explanation why such-and-such is a ploy of the girls just to annoy the viewers. One question I asked so many times, but never got an answer to: "If you dislike what happens in B1 and B2 so much, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL WATCHING IT, PAYING FOR IT, AND DISCUSSING IT?"
  32. 3 points
    Some are actually obsessed with some of them I think and because they pay have the right to be arseholes. Social media accounts that's another thing that needs to be addressed.
  33. 3 points
    Max 2017

    Empty Chatbox.

    I prefer just having a laugh and seeing what new topics there is. You get the same crap over at CC just different set up. But is funny with what some people come out with and what they notice.
  34. 3 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line. I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.
  35. 3 points
    Chucky

    Empty Chatbox.

    It is just the same people chatting about the same Apartments all the time.
  36. 3 points
    dougiestyle4u

    Barcelona

    Steadily running out of likes for the day - lol. These Barcelona girls get on my good bad side when they shove their ass in my face. First I smile then I go GRRRRR!!! They give me a major appetite for some ass and pussy - who needs food. I could eat that, finger that and fuck that. That's what I'm talking about. These girls come with all the fixings. Seeing a girls asshole and pussy revs my engine and I am good to go - vroom vroom vroom with screeching burning tires!!!
  37. 3 points
    cyberleader

    Catlyn & Patty

    look whos back
  38. 3 points
    CowArt

    Belle or Irma?

    I'd rather see new girls. I know, they can be disappointing, but not all of the returning tenants have been living up to expectations either. I always love the first few weeks. Get to know them a bit and see them get more comfortable with the cameras (or not).
  39. 3 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out woman is actually alive. She lived for another 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, " Watch out for that wall! "
  40. 3 points
    mikeusa

    Fan Page Kristy

    Kirsty still as a lovely ass
  41. 3 points
    Scotsman84

    Voyeur-House.tv

    Nothing for free in this world I'm afraid.
  42. 3 points
    CowArt

    Where is everyone from?

    The land of cheese, tulips, windmills and clogs. Oh, and we also have a reputation for cannabis and prostitutes.
  43. 3 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into 6 or 12 pieces. She responds, " 6 please. I could never eat 12 pieces." A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to her husband, " Shut up...You're next! "
  44. 3 points
    PeterGrey

    Fan Page Eva and Sam

  45. 3 points
    StnCld316

    Fan Page Regina

    English is easy. All they need to do is start out by learning to read then they'll have the Basics.
  46. 3 points
    Lisa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month.
  47. 3 points
    cyberleader

    Tula

  48. 3 points
  49. 3 points
    skippy

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    teacher says to her class. give me a sentence . with the word fascinate paddy stood up and said my dad had a coat with nine buttons . but it would only fasten 8
  50. 3 points
    StnCld316

    Films A - Z

    Ghost (1990)