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  1. The ever famous "Butt Cheek, pussy lip exposed pose" on the sofa.
  2. Toolmaker con respecto a la web llamada camcaps y en la que hay muchos amigos del foro me gustaría saber si tiene mejor colección de vídeo de Reallifecam que la de el foro reallifecamfan . Por otra parte quisiera que me dieras tu opinión sobre si es conveniente entrar en ella . Muchas gracias

     

  3. Bigfoot is a truck
  4. SCOTSMAN had been feeling down for a very long time So he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, laid on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among lifelong losers."
  5. OPTIMISM IS GOING AFTER MOBY DICK IN A ROWBOAT AND TAKING THE TARTAR SAUCE WITH YOU.
  6. Scotsman, define Optimism
  7. Trump calls India's Prime Minister and finds out that all calls are recorded to ensure quality customer service
  8. What do an Arkansas divorce and a Texas tornado have in common? Someone's gonna lose a house trailer
  9. My wife ordered me to go to my doctor to get those little pills that 'help' me get an erection. You should have seen the look on her face when I came home and handed her some diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to stay.
  10. Patient prep for a proctology exam Dinner at Taco Bell.
  11. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
  12. 12 condoms for 99-cents at the dollar store Because you just can't put a price on peace of mind!
  13. Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!
  14. I went to a job interview the other day They asked me, "What do you think is your biggest weakness?" "I'm too honest", I replied. "I think we'd like that", the interviewer told me. "I don't give a fuck what you think.", I told him.