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There's a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, " Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead. "

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Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. " I froze to death. How about you? " " I had a heart attack. " " How did that happen? " " Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack. " That's Ironic." " Why? " " If you would've looked in the freezer, we'd both be Alive. "

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Three Guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, " I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! " The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, " That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! "

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The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, " John, why are you late? " He replied, " I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, " Why are you late?" Nathan answered, " I was on Top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, " Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, " I was on Cherry Hill," Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, " Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, " Cherry Hill "

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19 minutes ago, texl01 said:

Scotsman - do you remember this ?

 

Say no more.. nudge nudge.. wink wink... no what I mean... are you married... your wife does she go... is she a bit of a goer phwoooaaaar

 

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