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  1. 11 points
    It has been drawn to the Moderator's attention sensitive information is being Posted. ie - locations of Tenants Apartments in public forum for every PREDATOR to see. Posting of such is a Permanent Ban from this site. It endangers the personal safety of Tenants, an intrusion on their privacy and may have very serious consequences if acted upon by any of the Trolls, Lurkers and Stalkers who are hoping to find such info. It may cause the Apartment to be Shut down for Tenants Safety. PLEASE exercise some responsibility and thought to what Posts may gravitate into , in the wrong hands. Thanks Chatters for your attention texl01 Chat Moderator
  2. 9 points
    RUBBERMAN

    The Chat Room!!

    Why is it so hard to get into the hat room? 1. Is it because there are some who thinks they own the site and chat room? 2. Is it because some have there own rules that they want you to go by or else? 3. Is it because some don't want you saying nothing negative about one or two of girls "that they my be in love with and they have in they mind they might just meet one day?" and they some how took them time to fine out their hole back ground "and they think they know them personally even what they think and do and what kind of family they came from? 4. Is it because some are groups that if your not apart of they just won't talk to you? 5. is it because you have to lose your thoughts and opinion when you sign in "Ha Ha Ha"...that's funny. When I first join this site "being a retired vet and love to talk to people anyway" I couldn't wait to sign on and talk to other members daily, talk about the apartments, the people, weather it was men or women, members would tell a few jokes and have fun. Now signing in is like taking a bar exam, your your dammed if you say the wrong thing "what is the wrong thing? You might lose a good friend, most of the time you don't even know who to trust, after going threw the questions 1 threw 5. Its to many chiefs in the chat room now and not enough real members. What is the purpose of having a chat room if you can't express yourself?
  3. 9 points
    Scotsman84

    Beavis and Butthead

    LOL
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  5. 9 points
    Scotsman84

    Fan Page Angie

    LOL
  6. 8 points
    Lisa

    Beavis and Butthead

    All you men seem to do is moan. You moan when they don't do anything then you moan when they do something. Make up your minds. God help your wives/partners.
  7. 8 points
    B1 & B2 have been accepted , long ago as the 2 Barcelona apartments. I suggest the new B1 still be fondly know as B1. As for the other R's V's C's , adds to confusion and new members have no idea about the Acronym or meaning. It has been taken too far by lazy typists. ( Shall we call Masha and Sasha MS1 and Maya and Stepan MS 2 ) Get real some of you Fellas .
  8. 8 points
  9. 8 points
    PoeBoy

    The Chat Room!!

    The people dominating the chatbox are annoying as fuck. Seems to me it should be shut down for a while (weeks, months?) to give that herd incentive to move along.
  10. 8 points
    dougiestyle4u

    The Chat Room!!

    Hey RUBBERMAN, tell us how you really feel - LOL. You said it pretty much in a nutshell and I totally agree with you. Every time I think about jumping into the chatbox to give it another chance I quickly back away when I figure that I would just step into some verbal diarrhea - eewwww. It amazes me how much shit gets tossed around even by some chatters that I thought were better than this. Honestly, I think these chatters should stick to porn because it is more real life than what RLC has become. Also these chatters want or should I say demand that the females (Barca or KKKKK or Vacation Station or whatever fake apartment) perform sex acts. These chatters have spent at least 1 and 1/2 years being RLC voyeurs and basically controlling the RLCF chatbox and what have they got from it? They are not voyeurs spending time just watching and enjoying the scenery but instead they are stalkers giving the play-by-play of the girls' every moves, anticipated next moves and info about their personal lives. The chatters talk about every little miniscule detail, suspicions or an Instagram (is that like a telegram? FFS - lol) message by the girl to them personally or to a friend of a friend's friend. For me, the chatbox is as boring as RLC. I might catch something good the odd time on RLC but I don't care if I miss anything (ESPECIALLY an under the cover masturbation whereby a chatter swears he seen the blanket move - WHOOP THE FUCKIN' DOO). Who the fuck, in their right mind, will want to participate in the chatbox when you know where it leads to - lots of talk for nothing. The old chatbox was so much fun, interesting chatters and topics and had way more members logged in to participate than what we have now. Some if not most chatters should take a pause for the cause or at least take a step back from participating in the chatbox and instead take a few days by following the chat to see how predictable and fucked up the chatbox has become. For me, with respect to all these voyeur sites and even porn - a pretty girl lights up my eyes. Watching her do whatever is a privilege, treat and a total joy. That's it, that's all. Don't care about her personal life or if she is a porn star or whatever - she still gets my respect because she is a person. The key word in all this - VOYEUR. The chatbox is beyond voyeurism.
  11. 8 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning " I ", pointed to his knee meaning " need ", then moved his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The man on the 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, " What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a handsaw! " The other guy says, " I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming! "
  12. 8 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A store that sells husbands has just opened where a women may go to choose a husband among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shop ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, " That's great, but I wonder what's further up? " So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The women remarks to herself, " That's great too, but I wonder what's further up? " And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. " Hmmm, better" she says. " But I wonder what's upstairs? " The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. " Wow! " exclaims the women, " Very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up! " And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking. help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. " Oh, mercy me! But just think.... What must be awaiting me further on? " So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
  13. 8 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. I should be in charge, " Said the brain, " Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." " I should be in charge," said the blood, " Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you would waste away." " I should be in charge," said the stomach, " Because I process food and give you all energy." " I should be in charge," said the legs, " Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." " I should be in charge," said the eyes, " Because I allow the body to see where it goes." " I should be in charge, " said the rectum," Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The ass hole is usually in charge.
  14. 8 points
    RUBBERMAN

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Andrew was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. He looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. He decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it in to the ground so no one would know. When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. "Andrew, The carpet looks wonderful" she exclaimed. "Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cell phone?"
  15. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  16. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Adults Only.

  17. 7 points
    StnCld316

    The Chat Room!!

    No Personal Information should be Posted in the Chat concerning any Tenants whereabouts. If you happen to see it get a Screenshot and send a PM to me or one of the Mods and it can be taken care of. If it's done in Open Forum Boards then just click Report Post. Moderators have actual jobs they tend to so it's impossible to be on the Forum at all hours.
  18. 7 points
  19. 7 points
    Some are very rude and seem to think they know everything but infact are just guessing like most. "Think" what you want but you don't know anymore than the rest of us, you just "Think" you do.
  20. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  21. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  22. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  23. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  24. 7 points
  25. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  26. 7 points
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  31. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    The Chat Room!!

    Think most know my opinion on this. LOL
  32. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    Adults Only.

  33. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. " There is a blind man to see you," she says. " Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and about 10 minutes later the man interrupts: " That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds."
  34. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of the casino. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets £20,000 on a roll, saying: " I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked." With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throws the dice and yells: " Come on baby, mama needs new clothes! " She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: " YES, YES, YES I WON! " She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears. The guys are looking dumbfounded and each other. Eventually, one asks: " Did you see what dice she rolled? " " I don't know, I thought you were watching! "
  35. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, " I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, " I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
  36. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    An old man lived alone in Tasmania. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jase, who use to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Jase, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year, I'm just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad. A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heavens sake, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love Jase. At 4am the next morning, the Federal Police and the local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Jase.
  37. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, " come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
  38. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    My 5 year old: " I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT." No two week notice or anything. She'd better not want a reference.
  39. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Newly married couple both nymphomaniacs, her husband comes downstairs in the morning and his wife asks what he'd like for breakfast. " Oh I think i'll have a shag please! So they go upstairs have a shag then he goes to work. Husband goes home for lunch, " What would you like for lunch dear?" " Oh I think i'll have a shag please! So again they shag and he returns to work. Half hour later he walks in the house and finds his wife sliding up and down the banister! " What are you doing?" he asks. " I'm warming up your dinner!! "
  40. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. " Ha! That's not going to help," she said. " Sure, it does he said. " It's the only way I can see the numbers."
  41. 7 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Art Gallery Nudes A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking. She asks, "What are you waiting for?" He replies, "Autumn."
  42. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but they only have £500. The redhead tells the blonde, " I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for £499. Having one pound left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out it costs one pound per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word " comfortable ". Skeptical, the operator asks, " How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? " The redhead replies, " She's a blonde so she reads slow: ' Come for ta bull."
  43. 7 points
    Max 2017

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow.
  44. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, " I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humour." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde says, " You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee! "
  45. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Two men are talking. " So, how's your sex life? " " Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." " Social Security sex? " " Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on."
  46. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    There is more money being spent or breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, " Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for £1000? " She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, " Aren't you gonna bit them? " He replies, " No, it's too expensive."
  47. 7 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, " That's great, sweetie, but what is Wy? " He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads " Wendy ". When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with " Wy " on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, " Nah, mon, mine says " Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day."
  48. 7 points
    mikeusa

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Gift for Who? A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
  49. 6 points
    Scotsman84

    Funny E-cards.

  50. 6 points
    Scotsman84

    need a laugh when rlc is dead

    LOL.