mikeusa

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mikeusa last won the day on October 23

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About mikeusa

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    dayana husband
  • Birthday 03/27/1982

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    _ michigan U.S.A.
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    women videos games and sports

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  1. Fan Page Sher

    I wonder who has the bigger ass regina or sher
  2. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you jump to when you're writing that analogy.
  3. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    At the Door Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.
  4. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    : We'll Be Together I'm coming back. And when I get back, then we'll be together forever -- forever and ever and ever -- until death. Even beyond -- beyond death: two souls enmesh as one soul! One soul floating for all of eternity in the great abyss, the aftermath, that which remains unknown to all who dwell in the trappings of mortal flesh, until the final passing!' Anyway, that's what I left on her answering machine. She hasn't called back yet.
  5. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    All the Gays on an Island My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'
  6. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
  7. Fan Page Sher

    happy birthday sher
  8. Fan Page Glasha

    sonya got her pussy slam by her boyfriend last weekend now glasha got some too by her boyfriend ..... angie your next
  9. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Did You Score? My friends, they only want to know one thing: 'Did you score? Did you score? Did you score? Did you score?' Hey, guess what -- news flash, guys -- a date's not a sporting event. A date's an opportunity to be in the presence of another individual and celebrate the unique-osity of that person. And no -- I didn't fucking score!
  10. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Art Gallery Nudes A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking. She asks, "What are you waiting for?" He replies, "Autumn."
  11. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Little Johnny... Thanksgiving Greetings One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh fuck!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to fuck the turkey!"
  12. Fan Page for Linda and Tibor

    I see linda got a good fucking by tibor
  13. Fan Page Ilona & Tim

    Ilona and tim and also yana and rick was at b2 playing a card game next time play strip poker
  14. Fan Page Sher

    I did not mind the side by side jilling off from sher and regina yesterday
  15. need a laugh when rlc is dead

    Gift for Who? A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'