Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."