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Shaggy

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About Shaggy

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  • Birthday 09/17/1964

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    Jamaica

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  1. Some just like to think it's different and VHtv is more porn. Maybe get out more instead of being on this forum 24/7, clearly messing with your heads.
  2. An old man on a crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby looked down at him and said, "If you put a little red cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn't fall like that. The old man looked up and replied, "If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus."
  3. The Perks Of Being Over 60. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not our glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14. You sing along with elevator music. 15. Your eyes won't get much worse. 16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 20. You can't remember the Web site where you saw this list.
  4. Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Paul, "I can't believe you! We just finished making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says, "What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
  5. Tits Spaniel's Ears 'The Girls' Hooters Chitty Bang Bangs
  6. Lets hear your awesome, disgusting and hilarious. Beaver Snatch Cum dumpster
  7. Makes her more "Real" that she doesn't lay around with her beaver out pointing straight at the camera. Always good to see when Maya does get horny and fuck.
  8. Audition/fuck for an apartment either way If they do manage and want to join RLC more than welcome from what I seen. Many apartments they are welcome to have and remove the useless ones that are living in them now.
  9. Trouble - Five Finger Death Punch
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