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Sketch

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About Sketch

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  • Birthday 11/08/1968

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  1. Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" She winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in 10 minutes, meet me in the car park."
  2. This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said, "Good luck with that sweetheart, I don't even work here!"
  3. Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forget what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered.
  4. Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently "My dick", is a inappropriate answer to the question. "What do you want most in a woman?". Just Googled "Gary Oldman" and some pretty disturbing images came up.... Then I realised I'd left the "R" out.
  5. If anything it's worse. Just read the Chat and Fan pages.
  6. Majority of us would like to see mature tenants but not going to happen any time soon. Change in tenants not the only thing needed. Time to sell up and let someone with new ideas takeover.
  7. Leora is a has-been and has shown all she has to give. RLC need new and enjoyable tenants, not old and used that have given all they have. Don't look to be in any hurry to get tenants.
  8. Could have just been a system fuckup. Has happened with other apartments and have not seen Kitty there myself.
  9. New couples and single women apartments needed badly. RealLifeCam has become stale and so predictable. Hopefully things improve soon.
  10. Might be well trained, but studs they are not. Belle makes him look and sound better than he actually is. Fake girl-on-girl, calling them "Lesbians" personally is an insult to lesbians.
  11. She will have a new Soap Opera and working on the scrips as we speak. As for turning dyke.... She enjoys dick far to much.
  12. A few spanners short of a tool box Not the full bottle A couple of ribs short of a cage The bouncy castle has a hole in it Table for four, but two chairs missing
  13. Need something to wake them up.
  14. Depending on who it's come from most things said are just crap. Wouldn't be the first time someone wanting to be popular just said any old rubbish just for the sake of it. The world and internet is full of them.
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