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Scorpio 22

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Scorpio 22 last won the day on March 17

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  • Birthday 11/13/1995

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  1. Scorpio 22

    Funny

    Definitely a "what the fuck just happened there" moment lol.
  2. Yes Ever masturbated in a sauna?
  3. Scorpio 22

    Funny

    Should have just thrown it at the dumbass.
  4. Two men work in a mortuary. One says to the other, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
  5. A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl I'm going to marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fists on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
  6. Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained that she needed to get a liquor license? "Oh, it's not going to be that kinda bar. That's disgusting!"
  7. A man farts in bed next to his wife. "What in the world was that?" His wife asks. He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but tries to hard and shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
  8. Amazing how as soon as members are getting bored, all of a sudden they split into two groups and start ignoring each other. Some funny ass shit but coming to an end. Two is company, three's a crowd.
  9. That is the only time I ever view the apartment. Slim chance but hey you never know. Her mom has more class and sex appeal in her pinkie than Kitty has in her whole body.
  10. Well done on the latest series and looking forward to what comes next
  11. Scorpio 22

    Funny

    So true and world is full of them lol
  12. Nicole perfect example and just done what she wanted and for that some turned on her.
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