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BORN-TO-RIDE last won the day on February 24 2016

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  1. 30th june changeover date , out with the old ,,in with the new
  2. A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a test and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly." She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, that it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka that she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife to grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka. She gets the glass but asks him "Boris, why do we only need one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."
  3. you all seem to be forgetting ,the majority of you lot are mature adults who had to find excitement when you was younger and if you had a girlfriend/wife mistress on hand they became the entertainment ,todays youngsters rely on technology for excitement and seeing as its the in thing /phones /comps /tablets etc this is where they get there kicks ,thats the reason for the boom in porn over the last decade , todays sprogs look at porn and think they can emulate it ,but in reality they shoot there load whilst watching it and are no use for anything after , no stamina no viagra , young sex is a dying cause its becoming a thing now to only have sex to produce the next generation , sad but true
  5. well to put an end to this saga about translation , i heard from a friend of a friend of a friends friend ,that all the girls only speak mandarin. and that the reason they are in that appartment is because they are all post-op transgenders, who are modelling there bodies for the surgeon general who performed the operation. so all you guys that have had a wank over any of the occupants in that appartment , you:ve been bashing the bishop over a confused guy . SHAME ON YOU ! YOU SICK FUKAS
  6. yes but my stance on this is as dougiestyle4u said in his comment on this topic. why spoil the fun of chat just so members can look back on whats been said on chat , i dont think its of any real relevance what as been previously been said if you wasnt there when it was said then 99% of the time its none of there buisness lol
  7. its not mayas fault she as to eat mate lol
  8. if members upload pics or vids into chatbox it cripples allocated bandwidth , , not our fault its the programmers fault IPBOARD 3.4.9 , .so if you see members loading images into chat box ask them to use forums .to post pics etc or gallery would be even better
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